Tuesday, April 28, 2009

IF ONLY THEY MADE MEN LIKE THIS - IV





SHE FELT EYES ON HER AS SHE MOVED FROM ONE ROOM TO ANOTHER OF THE COLLEGE. SHE TURNED CRIMSON , AND CURSED HERSELF FOR IT .” OH YOU ARE TERRIBLE !!” SHE THOUGHT WITH GREAT RESENTMENT – AND SMILED CARESSING HIS THOUGHT.

SHE WAS DETERMINED – TO KEEP HIM ALL FOR HERSELF . TO KEEP HIM A SECRET - HER CLOTHES WERE OSTENSIBLY NOTICEABLE - DETERMINEDLY PRIM , NONE OF THE LITTLE CRIMPS AND CURLS , WHICH HAD EARLIER BEEN A PART OF HER BEING –

YES SHE WAS DETERMINED – HE WOULD BE HER SECRET .

SHE MOVED TO THE CAFETERIA – WHEN HER HEART STOPPED . HE STOOD ATOP A CAFETERIA TABLE – AND LOOKED AT HER , WITH THE DEFINITE GLINT OF CATASTROPHE IN HIS EYES .

SHE TURNED AND RAN , AS FAST AS SHE COULD- HID IN LITTLE CORNERS , SHE HAD DISCOVERED ON GROUP EXPLORATIONS WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS – AS PERFECT HIDE OUTS ( FOR BAD BREAK UPS, CONOODLING AND HOT MAKE OUT SPOTS , A LITTLE LESS OSTENTATIOUS AND MIGHTY MORE EFFECTIVE)

SHE HID BENEATH THE STAIRCASE ,HER HEAD BETWEEN HER KNEES – HER HEART IN HER MOUTH . HE WAS LOATHSOME !!!

SOMEHOW ,SHE MANAGED TO GET BACK TO HER ROOM . SHE CURSED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS WHEN SHE FOUND HIS NOTE – “ YOU HAVE ASKED FOR IT GIRL !! IT COULD HAVE BEEN SIMPLE , I KEPT IT SO FOR YOU , BUT YOU ENVOKE MY FLAMBOYANCE – HOPE MY EFFORTS WILL BE APPRECIATED ….”

SHE KNEW IT WOULD BE HATEFUL – SHE KNEW HE WOULD MAKE A HUGE SHOW OF IT – DAMN !!! THERE WENT HER LITTLE PLOT OF ANONIMITY – HERE’S TO BEING COMMITTED .

HER RATIONALE SIDE TOLD HER – CMON , HOW BAD COULD HE GET ?? SHE DECIDED SHE DID’NT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT – SHE VERY WELL KNEW , HOW BAD HE COULD MAKE THINGS !!


HE WAS AS BAD AS HIS WORD…………

HE SANG “YOU’RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE …” DOWN WITH THE BADA BING MUSIC , THAT TOO – IN ASSEMBLY – INFRONT OF THE ENTIRE COLLEGE .

AND YES , HE WAS SUSPENDED , FOR BRINGING A LIVE BAND INTO THE SCHOOL AND SPRAYING PINK CONFETTI ON THE PRINCIPAL'S MOUSTACHE .
AND YES – SHE SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY HIDING IN THE LOO.

BY THE TIME , HER BAND OF GIRLS HAD FOUND HER – AND DECLARED THAT HE WAS THE HEIGHT OF ROMANCE – SHE KNEW - HE WAS NOT JUST DIFFICULT , HE WAS A MIND READING PSYCOPATH , WHO HAD NO FEAR OF PUBLIC EMBARASSMENT , AND DID’NT THINK MUCH OF HER PETTY FEARS EITHER . SHE HAD HAD SEX WITH A GUY WHO COULD FLIP HER LEFT , RIGHT & CENTRE - LIKE HE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS DOES (SHE BLUSHED ). SHE DECLARED "IT IS NOT CUTE "- POUTING HOW ANY OF HER TRICKS WOULD NOT WORK ON HIM , HOW COMPETELY HE WOUND HER UP, OH HOW INVULNERABLE HE WAS !!!!

EVERYWHERE SHE WENT – PEOPLE SMILED UP TO HER , IN A MANNER WHICH REMINDED HER HOW BRIGHTLY DRESSED THE BAND HAD BEEN – INFACT , MOST TEACHERS TOLD HER , THAT HE WAS A COMPLETE CHARMER - AND DID NOT DESERVE TO BE SUSPENDED .


SHE PASSED THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE – A SMUDGE OF THE PINK GLITTER STILL EVIDENT ABOVE HIS COLLAR – HE CLUTCHED HIS HEART , AND GAVE HER THE EVER FAMOUS GLINT - AND SMILED HIS CROOKED SMILE……….

INSPITE OF HERSELF – SHE STOOD , AND LOOKED UP AT HIM A SECOND TOO MUCH – HE CROSSED THE CORRIDOR IN TWO STRIDES AND KISSED HER – OUTRIGHT - INFRONT OF EVERYONE - AMIDST GREAT CHEERS BY THE BAND MEMBERS AND STUDENTS ALIKE .

HIS SUSPENSION WAS INCREASED BY TWO WEEKS.

AFTER SHE HAD RECOVERED HER BREATH UNDER THE SAME OLD STAIRS – SHE REALISED – IT INDEED HAD BEEN ROMANTIC……………..

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LATER THAT DAY , WHEN SHE ADMITTED (TO HERSELF) THAT SHE HAD INDEED , FORGIVEN HIM , AFTER AN HOUR OF MAKING OUT - SHE ASKED HIM "WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THE FOUR WEEKS OF SUSPENSION??", HIS ARM , CIRCLED AROUND HER WAIST , AND HIS FINGER TRACING HER CHEEK , STOPPED AT HER JAW LINE AND TOLD HER - "OH , DONT WORRY , WE HAVE A MATCH THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW , AND I VERY WELL WAS'NT PLANNIG TO COME TOMORROW - SO YOU SEE , THE SUSPENSION IS REALLY JUST A MYTH.." ,
SHE OPENED HER MOUTH WONDERING HOW SMARTLY HE COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING AND ALMOST EVERYTHING - SHE TOLD HIM "YOU KNOW , ITS GREAT YOU ARE REALLY INTO ACADEMICS AND A DECENT GUY AND NO RAPIST , OR ELSE WITH CONTACTS LIKE YOURS , I WOULD BE IN GREAT DANGER ..." , , HE GAVE HER HIS CROOKED SMILE AND TOLD HER - "WELL, THOUGH YOU CLAIM ALL THAT ABOUT ME ,IM SURE , YOU STILL ARE IN GRAVE DANGER ..."
SHE , SAW HIS SMILE , AND PUSHED HIS HEAD DOWN - AND KISSED HIM FULL ON THE LIPS - RELIVING HIS PROPOSAL - AND REALISED - THAT SHE HAD NEVER BEEN MAD AT HIM - SOMETHING , HE HAD ALWAYS KNOWN...
THEN THINGS GOT DISORIENTED ............

14 Comments:

Trishla Dubey said...

oooooooooooo.... made me swoon, this one.... wowie.... still swooning... almost gliding on the floor...^_^

Udita said...

hahaha....that was one hell of a romantic day that she had...

as always...waiting for the neext part now....

Anant~aka~Snarl said...

This Trishla Girly Girl, Anant declares, is most the irritating, dumb, muddle-headed and yes, most swooning of her swooning kind. Anant almost hides in utter shame of having posted his critique just beneath hers. He swoons at the insult, in fact. Yes, SWOONS!



This post, most bright and wise Anant declares cheerfully, is the MOST subtle and enjoyable read he has had the chance to enjoy - and yes, suck his fingers on, later - in days! (Nay, months!)
Oh, Mistress of the Photogenic Disorders, Anant declares his love for this one and commands you - but softly, of course - to bring yon broad and flat forehead close to his most slimy and wet and full and - why, yes - most kissable lips! Oh, Anant declares without ceremony, that he wants to plant his wettest kiss of love onto thy broad temple!
Come here, Sweet Lady!

**a kiss**
**that changes target and slides down to her mouth**
**super-squelchy kiss**


YO BH!

Mazaa aa gayaa yarr!
Not only sexually arousing and - yes, indeed - most fulfilling, but also thoughtful and complete!
MAST!


YO!

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

udita - lol

tum thakti nahin ho na ??
thnx waise

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

@ anant : EW !!!
I DONT WANT TO KISS YOU -

NYWAYS , LEAVING THAT PART ASIDE - LOL , GLAD U LIKED IT

THE FACT BOUT TRISHLA SWOONING , I AGREE - THATS HER COMMENT , WHEN SHE JUST WANTS TO GET IT OFF HER SYSTEM ...LOL

ND YES , WET WEIRDO - SHUKRIYA , ITS GREAT HOW RANDOM STUFF WRITTEN WITH WAY LESS THOUGHT , AROUSES UR INTELLECTUAL FACULTIES , BUT DOWN RITE GREAT STUFF (OR SO I FEEL) COMPLETELY BOUNCES OFF UR HEAD

LIFE IS HARD !!!

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

NYWAYS

AT TRISHLA - THNXXXXXXXX

ira said...

P.D.A. sucks balls.
:|


The post is well written though.
:D

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

lol

@ ira : i knew ur were hermophrodite

Shambhavi said...

hey..............post the nxt part soon.............i jst cnt w8.....why did u hv 2 leave it??....cudnt u jst continue....??

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

lol

sorry
i will continue , and come up with sumthing soon
thnx for readin it

Sanjukta said...

Totally Romantic *_*
Told u,I gt a crush on dat guy :p

waitin fr de nxt part now..!*fingers crossed*

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

lol ............

me too !!!

ya ya , i will come up with the next part -- exam thoda aur paas aane do

crash override said...

i read your blog.its good.
it made me laugh by realizing you all think a lot diffrent from us
their were also some gramatical mistake also in your blog
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and all the best for law exam

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

thnx a lot

do i knw u ???