Friday, March 20, 2009

IF ONLY THEY MADE MEN LIKE THIS .......(PART III)


THERE WERE THREE THINGS PLAYING IN HER MIND - AS SHE FELT HIS BREATH WARM HER CHEEK.
FIRST - AS SHE FELT THE NAKED (& SCULPTED!!!!!) MAN ATOP HER , SHE REITERATED - HER FANTASIES HAD NOT DONE HIM JUSTICE...
SECOND - SHE WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM ( AND PEOPLE HAD TOLD HER SEX WAS OVERRATED!!!) & THAT SHE DID NOT MIND BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF !!
AND LASTLY - SHE WAS BLISSFULLY HAPPY
(WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS WAKE UP BEFORE MEN AFTER TORRID SEX ???? WHY CAN'T MEN GET UP & TAKE IT OFF FROM WHERE THEY LAST LEFT ??? IT WOULD SAVE A LOT OF DRAMA!! - THERE GOES THE JADED TEENAGER AGAIN - I FORGOT THATS , THE "ROMANCE" PART OF IT ....)

SHE FELT LIKE CRYING THOUGH. WHERE WOULD THIS GO ???? SHE FELT WRONGED - THINKING THAT SHE WOULD NOT BE WRONGED IN THIS PARTICULAR MANNER AGAIN. SHE COULD POSSIBLE GAUGE OUT HIS EYES , EXCEPT SHE LOVED THE WAY THEY CRINKLED UP.
WHY HAD SHE BEEN SO WEAK ???? (OH YEAH, BECAUSE HE WAS HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!)
WHY DID'NT SHE REMEMBER TO MAKE PROMISES AND GET REASSURANCES ?? WHY DID SHE GET SO CARRIED AWAY WITH WHATEVER HE DID TO HER (DUH ! BECAUSE HE WAS HOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!)

SHE FELT OPRAH WINFREY SCOWL AT HER EXCUSES. ALL GREAT WOMEN (MOST OF THEM BEING SINGLE...) CAME TO HER MIND ONE BY ONE AND SHOOK THEIR HEADS AT THE WHIMSICAL NATURE OF HER "LITTLE EXPLOIT."

SHE TRIED TELLING HERSELF - "PROBABLY HE WILL COMMIT, HE CAN'T JUST BE THE DEFLOWERING TYPE . I RECOGNISE THEM DON'T I ??"

SHE REGRETTED BEING A VIRGIN - FOR THE DUDE WHO TOOK HER TO "WONDERLAND " SO HAD TO BE EXPERIENCED.
THE GREATNESS THAT HAD STOOD SCORNING HER SLUTTINESS WAS DISPELLED FROM HER MIND - WHICH PLAYED HOST TO A NUMBER OF SCANTILY CLAD HOES ALL WITH PEANUT SPEECH BUBBLES SCREAMING ON THEIR HEADS - "OH YEAH , HE SLEPT WITH ME !!"
SHE REMINDED HERSELF OF PRINCESS MIA , WHO BROKE UP WITH MICHAEL (HE COMES BACK IN THE 10TH BOOK !!! YAY ) JUST COZ HE HAD SLEPT WITH JUDITH. SHE FOCUSSED ON THE PRESENT PROBLEM - WHAT TO DO NOW ???????

SHE LOOKED AT HIS FACE - SMOOTH AND HANDSOME IN SLEEP - SHE WAS AWARE OF HIS HAND RIGHT UNDER HER BUSTLINE - HIS SOFT DARK HAIR BRUSHING AGAINST HER NECK - HE HELD STRONGLY TO HER - PINNING HER DOWN AND THEREBY MAKING ALL ESCAPE IMPOSSIBLE. AS SHE LOOKED AT THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE - SHE FELT GOOSEBUMPS RISE ALL OVER BODY . SHE BIT BACK THE SOB EMERGING IN HER THROAT - PROBABLY SHE WOULD NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN !!!! (IF ONLY MEN EXERCISED A LITLLE CONTROL ON THEIR "DESIRES", THEY WOULD SAVE US A LOT OF INTERNAL CONFLICT !!!)

SHE REALISED , SHE HAD TO BE THE ONE TO APPEAR INCREDULOUS AND SHOCKED AND NOT LET ON HOW MUCH SHE HAD ENJOYED IT .

"WELL, IF SOMEBODY HAS TO BE DUMPED - IT BETTER BE ME DOING THE DUMPING!!"

SHE TURNED TO FACE HIS FACE , BROUGHT HER HANDS TO HIS SHOULDERS AND GAVE THEM A LITTLE PUSH . HE MUMBLED INAUDIBLY IN SLEEP - "I NEED TO GO TO THE LOO" - SHE COOED UPTO HIM - WHILE SHE KISSED HIM LIGHTLY ON HIS CHEEK - TO PET HIM - TO MAKE HIM BELIEVE SHE WAS ALL GOOEY AND TAKEN NOW.....(AS IF !!!)

THE KISS DID THE TRICK , HE MOVED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP . SHE STOOD UP NAKED - AND CLUTCHED TO THE BEDCOVERS - BLUSHED AT THE GREEK GOD (UNDERCOVER.... !! LOL.. I SO LUV THIS !! ) AND FELT HER RESOLUTION WEAKENING - SHE DROPPED THE BED COVER BACK ON HIM - (HE NEEDED IT MORE !!) AND RAN TO THE LOO , GRABBING WHATEVER CLOTHES CAME TO HER HANDS .

SHE TURNED , MEANING TO LOCK THE BATHROOM - WHEN A HARD PUSH THREW OPEN THE DOOR - HE STOOD IN FULL GLORY - SCOWLING AT HER - AND ANGRIER THAN SHE HAD EVER SEEN HIM -
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???" HE SAID SPELLING EACH SYLLABLE WITH UNNECESARY FORCE.
THOUGH SHE HAD COWERED UNDER HIS GAZE EARLIER - SHE COLOURED UP - AND TOLD HIM WITH THE CHARACTERISTIC FEMALE FINESS - "I AM PUTTING ON SOME CLOTHES, NOW IF U DON'T MIND," SHE SAID , CLOSING THE DOOR - HE PUSHED OPEN THE DOOR - AND SOON HAD HER PINNED TO THE BATHROOM WALL - "EW !! STOP WILL YOU , ITS REALLY DIRTY- FOR GOD SAKE ITS THE HOSTEL BATHROOM WALL !!" HE PAID NO ATTENTION TO HER - AND HIS LIPS STARTED CURLING AT THE CORNERS - " BUT THEY DON'T SUIT YOU HALF SO WELL...." HE TRACED THE PATH FROM HER NECK TO HER BELLYBUTTON WITH HIS FOREFINGER (POOR GIRL!! PHOOLAN DEVI WOULD HAVE BEEN MARSHAMLLOWED AT THAT!!) AND CONTINUED - "THIS I THINK , IS VERYYY FETCHING ...."

SHE STARTED HYPERVENTILATING - AND WANTED TO MELT RIGHT INTO THE FLOOR - INFACT SHE COULD'NT FEEL ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SKIN HIS DAMN FINGER HAD TRACED - SHE RESOLUTELY , RAISED HER KNEE TO HIT HIM IN THE CRUTCH (CONSIDERING PUSHES AND JIVES WERE NO USE), HE BROUGHT HIS HAND DOWN, TO HER KNEE - SLAMMED IT HARD AGAINST HIS THIGH - AND LAUGHED HIS HEAD OFF - "DON'T TELL ME THAT'S ALL YOU LEARNT IN SELF DEFENSE ...."
HE THREW HER ON HIS SHOULDER - SHE FOUGHT ALL SHE COULD BUT TO NO AVAIL.

THEN THROWING HER ON HER BED... PINNING HER WRISTS DOWN - (DESTRYING ALL HER ATTEMPTS AT DISTANCING HERSELF FROM HIM )TOLD HER IN MOCK ANGER - "IF U EVER TRY TRICKING ME AGAIN , YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF PINNED DOWN UNDER ME FOR EVER ...."

HE KISSED HER - AND PROCEEDED TO WRONG HER AGAIN .... (THAT'S THE KIND OF STAMINA WE TALK BOUT BOYS!!!) .
LITTLE DID HE KNOW HER RENEWED VIGOUR IN KISSING HIM WAS A RESULT OF THE TERM - ""PINNED DOWN UNDER ME FOREVER ......."
YA U GOT IT ....WE GIRLS ARE SUCKERS FOR COMMITMENT !!!!

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P.S. I REMEMBER , ON UNCENSORED , THAT SEX IS A GREAT WORKOUT - U LOSE AROUND 800 CALORIES , PER SESSION. SO PANDU ,SHEFALI , AND OFCOURSE ALL POTENTIAL POEPLE HOPING TO LOSE WEIGHT [INCLUDING MOI....] ALL THAT WE NEED , IS GOOD SEX.....

LOL!!!!!!!

12 Comments:

Udita said...

YOU WRITE THIS AND THEN SAY ITS NOT CUTE!!! i think am totally falling in love with this guy. and with him i dont think i'd mind being taken advantage of either!!

Its the BEST one out of all the 3 parts!!!

GOD>..cant wait for part 4 now...

Udita said...

okay so i just came back to read it all over again...i sooo luv it!!!!

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

thank you...
i never quite knw wat to make of ur reactions !!!

btw lol
remember how all of us were in luv with adam????
godddd

babe i luv u .....
thnkya for always reading WATEVER i rite !!!
only u cld do it for me.....

Sanjukta said...

*sigh* de way you describe de scenes is enuf 2 make ne girl go weak at de kness..Lol

..I decided I wud rather kip a watch on ur blog rather den readin M&B books :P
Way 2 go, girl ..

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

thnx girl
altho i was always a meg cabot fan
mills boons bhatnagar ne kabhi library main kabhi rakhi nahin!!

Bejin Hakumei said...

@Devika: Bhatti and M&B! LMAO! what a deadly combo!
XD

@Post: Freaking good!

PS: I think guys would like me.. I mean I don't crave for a commitment!
But then again, I am ugly so.. *sigh*

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

ah............

toushed by sumthing pleasant from ur side after all

dont u remeber how her eyebrows vanished when garima kapoor asked her if there were copies of m&b in the library???

god!!! those were the days ......

she was such a cute lady *winks innocently!!*

Nikita Pandey said...

lol.....
i dint know na...i hadnt read dis...and... liar liar toh bas tym pass ke liye i say...im stupid..u know dat...
ne way...dis as usual is awesome...and the older guy actually comes and checks ur thing...??woow.........

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

i knw....
and no ur not stupid!!!

ya he is quite a sweetheart in that case....
i remember like the second conversation i had with him, i just told him tht i write a blog
in less than three hours, i got an sms from him telling me that he had read my stuff, and emailed me his response...
thats when i started liking him ....

he is one person who not only reads what i write, he asks me why wxactly i wrote what i wrote, wat was i thinking , almost as much interest in my characters as i have ....so yeah i luv him for that..coz seriously who does that ???
thou art awesome older guy !!!!

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Sanjukta said...

Aww, whoevr dis much- toked-abut Older guy is...He sure sounds cool @__@
askin abut de blog stuff & all..no wonder u mention him so much *wink-wink*
& yup, M&Bs are hard 2 find in Libs newe xD I hafta smuggle 'em in2 de house if I wanna read 'em (: & Meg Cabot is de 1 who wrote dose "Princess Diary" bukz I gues?? o_O

PHOTOGENIC DEVIL said...

YES......!!! MEG CABOT WROTE A LOT MORE BUKS POOR WOMAN IS JUST KNOWN FOR THOSE !!

Udita said...

hello....whr is part IV???